Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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