Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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