wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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