eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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