his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His hands were made for my vagina.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
How's work?
Spinning.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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