So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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