wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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