Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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