Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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