Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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