Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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