I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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