Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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