white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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