Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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