awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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