I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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