Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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