Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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