In the future we'll all be gay
I wish my penis had an off switch
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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