so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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