her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
