we have officially lost it.
My room smells like vodka and shame
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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