What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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