I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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