Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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