i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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