you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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