Ambien. No doubt about it.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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