i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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