He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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