Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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