Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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