I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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