I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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