Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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