She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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