Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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