I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
