I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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I love having hate sex.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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