I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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