hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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