I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i think my mom watched the whole time
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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