The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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