that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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