Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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