You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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