SEEEEXXX PLEASE
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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