Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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