Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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