she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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