What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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