under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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