its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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