ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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