Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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